Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist

Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist

Well, it looks like fencing's bad boy,
Raphael De La Croix, has run a foul of the law yet again. Police in Monaco have issued a warrant
for De La Croix's arrest in connection with a cat burglary
of a priceless diamond from the Prince Renault Museum. Just another black mark for a man
who's fast becoming a poster child for bad
behavior in fencing. Will the International Fencing Federation
finally do something about De La Criox? Or will he get off scott free once more? Break out your lobster bib because
somebody's about to get steamed. The Steam Room brought to you by Coke Zero. Coke Zero, the official soft drink of sweaty
Q and A sessions. Welcome to the Steam Room
where we sweat the truth out of our experts. Along side Reggie Greengrass,
I'm Tim Devannon. Reggie, you ready to swallow some hot steam?
– The wetter the better. Then the Steam Room begins now. Reg, stealing the Monaco Diamond,
come on. De La Criox, sure he's got a
lighting-quick perry, but how can the IFF let this
skullduggery go unpunished? I hear you, Tim, and De La Croix has got to
answer for dropping that crystal chandelier on those museum goers. He hasn't taken responsibility
for any of it yet. In fact, just this afternoon, he released
a statement saying, "Me? Le Jaguar? Preposterous! Perhaps if the police
weren't such bumbling fools they'd be able to catch this man
and clear my good name." You buying that?
– Come on. De La Croix is clearly Le Jaguar. How many six foot one men with
pencil mustaches can there be who move with the grace and power
of a jungle cat? – Right! For all of his villainy, there's no denying
he's still da Vinci with the sword. Sure, but lately his coule has been
overshadowed a little bit by his hot dogging off the floor. Well, no question.
His behavior just keeps getting worse. Police searched his car
during a routine stop. They found a priceless Rembrandt that they
traced to a daring heist at the Louvre. Really? – Of course De La Croix
said it belonged to a friend. – Oh, yeah, right.
The League let him off with a fine. What is IFF commissioner,
Peter James Whistleby, waiting for? What? De La Croix to kidnap a rare
white tiger from Artis Royal Zoo? It's true, yes, he spends too much time
giving out roses to young, widowed socialites in the stands, and not enough time
deflecting his opponents attaque au fer. Widows whom he widowed, no doubt. Yeah, and this week he seduced,
married, and divorced Countess Stephania Isabella de Uster
of Switzerland, made off with $50 million in Nazi gold and a locket that was owned
by Catherine the Great. Scoundrel! The Countess spoke to OSN's
under the bleachers about that incident. He told me that I was his true love.
That I had tamed him. And then he left with my royal coronet
while I was sleeping. I still love you Le Jaguar.
I forgive you! Poor, sad lady.
– Reg, it's time for the final sweat. You're dehydrated and
dangerously low on electrolytes. Are you sure you can handle more heat?
– I demand it. Here it comes. Is there no one who can bring an end to this
dashing nave's reign of terror? I will, Tim.
– No, it's too dangerous! I have no choice but to take off the foil
once again and vanquish this ratton. God speed, Reggie Greengrass.
You've survived the Steam Room. Go rehydrate. Well steamed guys. When we come back, sports music researchers
have discovered a brand new Jock Jam to pump up the nation.
Stick around.

37 Replies to “Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist”

  1. I wonder what movie they are referencing here. I know it is sort of a general character type, but can't quite put my finger on it.

  2. If this video pops up in your sidebar the title is "Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jew…"

  3. I saw Greengrass vs De La Croix on the national news – it was the greatest fencing match I've ever seen. Greengrass is a true legend of the sport.

    But De La Croix's story didn't end there. He broke his silence at the very end of his trial, looked directly at the ONN camera and boisterously declared:

    "Our match is still in its prologue! Make your preparations, for no prison can handicap a genius of the epee such as myself."

    He mysteriously escaped his cell a few hours later. Every once in a while I see this video and I get excited at the thought of his return.

  4. It's kinda funny that Reggie Greengrass name is Reggie White, because it starts a song that goes.. "Green grows the grass" and the word that derived from it … I wont type it here (just say Green grows fast a few times to get it). The point is, even the naming convention is brilliant!

  5. "I have no choice by to take up the foil once again and vanquish this rake" This skit was perfectly written it's so goddamn good

  6. De La Croix is obviously not The Jaguar. One has a black patch over his face, the other has a human-man face. They look totally different except for the face-parts.

  7. Peter James whistlebee is obviously the fence for the stolen goods and the person who trained la Croix. Peter is the original jaguar.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *