(ENG) Steins;Gate Radio Show Future Gadgets Radio Station Special Edition

(ENG) Steins;Gate Radio Show Future Gadgets Radio Station Special Edition


Kurisu: Winters in Japan are cold…. Mayuri: Chris-chan really does love kotatsu. Kurisu: You can say that again. Since I returned to Japan, the kotatsu have been incredibly comfortable. Mayuri: Chris-chan, Chris-chan, want to eat mikan? (*Citrus is known in Japan as mikan) Kurisu: I prefer bananas over mikan. Mayuri: Got it. Kurisu: What’s the matter? Mayuri: Okarin, what are you doing standing over there? What’s that in your hands? Kurisu: Wait a sec! Isn’t that an IC recorder? He must’ve been recording our conversation. Mayuri: So he’s eavesdropping on us! Okarin is terrible. Kurisu: Okabe, what’s the meaning of this? Explain yourself! Mayuri: Ah! There’s a note. “For this year’s autumn ComiMa, in order to sell the Future Gadgets Radio Station Special Edition, we’re recording a new segment.” Kurisu: Hey! Did you forget my outburst in the last episode?! Because of you, I returned to the past via the time leap machine. Do you have any idea how much effort it took to make it back to this worldline?! Mayuri: That dark history, I have a feeling that there will be a spin-off about it. Kurisu: I wouldn’t like that! In any case, I’m not doing any more radio shows. Shut off that IC recorder now, or else…! Mayuri: Wait! Wait! There’s another note. “If you refuse, Christina’s embarrassing cosplay photos will be distributed for free.” Kurisu: Wh…what do you mean?! Could it be that–Mayuri, you leaked the my cosplay photo shoot info? It was supposed to be a secret between the two of us! Mayuri: It’s because Chris-chan is too cute! I got so excited that I accidentally told someone. Kurisu: It’s over. Of all people, it had to be Okabe who saw it… My life is over. Okabe, I understand. I’ll…do it. I’ll do the radio show special edition! So I’m begging you, delete the cosplay photos now. Mayuri: Yay! It’s been a while since the last radio show. I’m looking forward to this. Kurisu: Mayuri, you wouldn’t happen to be the mastermind behind all of this, would you? Mayuri: Eh? Mastermind? Kurisu: Never mind… Okabe, you’d better remember this! Mayuri: Come, Chris-chan! Let’s do the usual. Kurisu: Yes, yes. Steins;Gate Radio Show: Future Gadgets Radio Station Special Edition Mayuri: It’s starting! It’s starting! Steins;Gate Radio Show: Future Gadgets Radio Station Mayuri: Professor Christina’s Science Lectures Kurisu: Hey… why are we at MayQueen NyanNyan? Mayuri: This is the very first setting. Also, also, we have a special guest. It’s HER!! Faris: Welcome back, masters! It’s Faris NyanNyan, nya! Thank you, nya! Thank you, nya! Mayuri: Yes! In other words, MayQueen NyanNyan’s #1 maid Faris-chan is our special guest. Faris: A pleasure to meet you, Mayushii, Christinyan! Kurisu: Don’t just give me the nickname “Christinyan”! Faris: What are you saying, nya? When Christinyan was born… no, she was Christinyan before she was even born, nya. The name was engraved into her soul, nya! Kurisu: Faris-san and Okabe have the same personalities… Besides, I don’t understand why they chose a maid cafe for the background. This corner shows the science building. Faris: There’s a reason, nya. Faris was hoping Christinyan could help explain a physics problem, nya. Kurisu: A physics problem? Faris: It’s about the matter of maids putting on cat ears in a maid cafe that contradicts the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Kurisu: Huh? Mayuri: Hmm? Faris: I want an honest answer, nya. Kurisu: The Second Law of Thermodynamics being contradicted… If this is true, Ostwald’s theory is negated. In other words, a machine of perpetual motion is technically possible. Not good! The world is in danger because of cat ears! …AS IF! WHAT THE HELL?! Faris: Christinyan rants even in her own brain, nya. Very impressive, nya. Kurisu: I don’t feel very good after that… Faris: Oh, yeah. Want to try working in the shop, nya? Mayuri: Mayushii thinks that’s a wonderful idea! Kurisu: No, no, no! Working here means putting on a maid uniform and cat ears! Faris: Of course, nya! Kurisu: No can do! From a logical perspective- Faris: Don’t worry about it. Just try wearing it, nya. Mayuri: Mayushii wants Chris-chan to try it. Kurisu: Wha… those eyes are scary! Don’t scratch me…! Faris: *scratch scratch* Stand still, there! NYAAAA!!! Kurisu: HEY! STOP IT!! Don’t do that kind of thing here!! Jeez, why does this always happen to me?! Mayuri, save me! Mayuri: Chris-chan, this is the ordinary routine, nyaaaa. Kurisu: Mayuri has joined traitor list! DAMN IT!! Faris: I knew it would come to this, so I prepared the costume, nya. Kurisu: Like I said, I’m not wearing it!! Mayuri: To sum it up, please wait for Chris-chan to get dressed. During this time, we’ll send a signal to the backend (voice actors). Sending D-mail! Steins;Gate Radio Show: Future Gadgets Radio Station! Steins;Gate Radio Show: Future Gadgets Radio Station! Faris: Is everything ready, nya? Mayuri: Okay, nya. Kurisu: It’s not okay here. Faris: Then, let’s start nya. Mayuri: Ready, set… Faris: Welcome back, nya, master! Mayuri: Welcome back, nya, master! Kurisu: Wel… wel… welcome back… master… Faris: Not like that, nya. You’re doing it wrong, nya! It’s “Welcome back, nya,” nya. One more, please nya. Kurisu: Welcome back, nya, master! Faris: Good job, nya! Kurisu: Jeez! I’ve already said that I don’t want to do this!! It’s too much, this is too much, nyaaaaa!! Mayuri: Christinyan, the maid costume and cat ears look good on you, nya. Kurisu: I am not “Christinyan,” nya!! I’m always getting dragged into these stupid messes, nya… You there, Hashida!! Stop recording with your video camera!! Okabe, stop Hashida!!! Faris: Christinyan, it’s no good if you don’t use the “nyan nyan” language. Kurisu: Speaking of which, is it the cafe’s policy to end sentences with “nya,” nya? Faris: Let me tell you the truth: the cat ears in this cafe hold a terrible secret, nya. Mayuri: Is that so? That’s news to Mayushii, nya. Faris: Those who put on MayQueen’s cat ears will start speaking in “nyan nyan” language, nya. Kurisu: Didn’t you say something about the Second Law of Thermodynamics earlier, nya? Faris: This is this, that was that, nya! According to the rumors, 300 years ago there was a curse from the cat god that resides here, nya. And… once you put on the cat ears, you can’t take them off, nya. Mayuri: This is bad news, nya! Mayushii has been cursed. Kurisu: Doesn’t Mayuri take them off when she’s out of the shop, nya? Faris: That’s the Girl’s Curse, nya. Even if you take it off, you feel the urge to immediately put it back on, nya. Christinyan… is beyond saving, nya. There’s nothing that Faris’ staff can do about it, nya. Kurisu: I knew it. Faris-san and Okabe are two of a kind, nya. If only I knew sooner, nya… In any case, I should be able to take these cat ears off now, nya. Curses and stuff… that’s too illogical. It’s stupid, nya! Faris: Oh my, nya! Christinyan’s level of tsundere is unsightly, nya. Kurisu: What do you mean, nya? Faris: It’s useless to act dumb, nya. Faris knows everything, nya! Mayuri: Know what, nya? Faris: Christinyan has already used the “nyan nyan” language; she just can’t help herself, nya. Kurisu: That’s not true, nya! Faris: I have proof, nya. Faris saw it earlier, nya. Christinyan’s voice actress has done ending songs for many anime with a lot of cats, nya. Kurisu: Wh… wh… that kind of person doesn’t exist, nya!! Mayuri: Whaaaa…. I don’t really understand, but this development is seemingly turning into chaos, nya… Okarin, what should we do? Mayuri: Eh? “If it seems to be troublesome, just remove it”? In any case, this Future Gadget Radio Station Special Edition is brought to you by MayQueen Nyan-nyan, nya. Faris: NYAN!!! Faris will grant the person voicing Kurisu her wish, nya! Kurisu: I told you, no one is voicing me, NYAAAA!!!! Mayuri: We… Well then, everyone, have a good year. Tutturu!! Cast: Makise Kurisu, voiced by Imai Asami, nya. Shiina Mayuri, voiced by Hanazawa Kana, nya. Followed by… Faris NyanNyan, voiced by Momoi Haruko. Nyaaan!

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