Tag: funny

Markiplier Tries: KOREAN BEAUTY PRODUCTS

Markiplier Tries: KOREAN BEAUTY PRODUCTS

I….am *attempt at Korean* *Markiplier.exe has broken* uhhhm (he said “I am Korean person”) And the translation for that is *blows rasberry at his kind fans* That means I’m Korean… and as a proud Korean that means I have a deep yearning connection with my home countries, My motherlands…(depressed sigh at his failure of word …

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Trying To Get DOLPHINS Back To Ireland In Minecraft

Trying To Get DOLPHINS Back To Ireland In Minecraft

Sam? wheres sam? ⚆ᗝ⚆ Sam I’m sorry Sam? Sa- ohohoho Sam You’re sitting in the corner all sad 🙁 is it because your childhood wife, girlfriend died? (yes jack) I’m so sorry, it wasn’t my fault The currents, the tide, the riptide took them away. You’ve gotta be careful in the ocean Sam. I’m sorry. …

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When Professional Wrestling Took Over Fencing

When Professional Wrestling Took Over Fencing

Look Greg, I need you to do a promo Fencing is out, wrestling is in That’s not even a real sport It’s just big guys throwing each other around Ah, I’m pretty sure it’s real, Greg Fencing is real We use swords! You use swords – are they sharp? Uh No – technically they’re not …

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New GoFundMe Project: A Border Wall

New GoFundMe Project: A Border Wall

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I’LL TELL YOU, THE DARNED STORMY DANIELS SCANDAL JUST WILL NOT GO AWAY FOR DONALD TRUMP, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE CLEARS HIS BROWSER HISTORY.( LAUGHTER ) I HAVE THE LATEST, SALACIOUSLEGAL MOTIONS IN TONIGHT’S “STORMYWATCH.”( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HUGE DEVELOPMENTS YESTERDAY,WHEN …

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DIL’S GRAND DESIGN – Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #43

DIL’S GRAND DESIGN – Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #43

P: HELLO Dan and Phil Games… rese- res D: H e l l o P: Ohhh, I was trying to say renovations and I said reservations D: HELLO RESERVATIONS P: I was gonna say renovation kings. Or queens, or other royalty. (gender equality) And welcome back to DanAndPhilGAMES! P: Where today, you might be excited …

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Trust – CS50 Podcast, Ep. 1

Trust – CS50 Podcast, Ep. 1

This is CS50. DAVID MALAN: Hello, world. This is the CS50 podcast, and my name is David Malan. COLTON OGDEN: And my name is Colton Ogden. DAVID MALAN: And so glad to have everyone back with us today for our second ever episode of the CS50 podcast. COLTON OGDEN: Yeah, super excited. So curious, before …

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