Trump’s Border Wall Is Remarkably Easy To Penetrate

Trump’s Border Wall Is Remarkably Easy To Penetrate


YOU KNOW, FOLKS, WE’RE LEARNING
MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE HALLOWEEN
FESTIVITIES LAST WEEK, WHERE DONALD TRUMP HANDED OUT CANDY TO
TRICK OR TREATERS. HE FINALLY GOT TO MEET WINNIE
THE POOH. THEY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON
( LAUGHTER ) THEY’VE BOTH GOTTEN THEIR BUTTS
STUCK IN A DOORWAY AFTER EATING TOO MUCH HONEY WITH THEIR PANTS
OFF. ( LAUGHTER )
THERE WAS ALSO A HALLOWEEN PARTY IN THE “EISENHOWER EXECUTIVE
OFFICE BUILDING, HOME OF THE VICE PRESIDENT’S OFFICE.” AND THE V.P. WAS THERE. “PENCE ATTENDED THE PARTY TO
MAKE PAPER AIRPLANES WITH THE KIDS.” FUN, BUT A CRAFT THAT HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH HALLOWEEN. (AS PENCE)
“AND WITH A CRISP FOLD, THAT CONCLUDES OUR SPOOKY OFFICE
SUPPLY FUN. ( LAUGHTER )
PLEASE COME BACK FOR VALENTINE’S DAY, WHEN WE’LL BE MAKING
HANDCUFFS OUT OF PAPER CLIPS.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT THERE WAS ONE TRULY HEART-BREAKING PARTY ACTIVITY:
“A STATION WHERE CHILDREN WERE ENCOURAGED TO HELP ‘BUILD THE
WALL’ WITH THEIR OWN PERSONALIZED CONSTRUCTION PAPER
BRICKS.” ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
AFTER THAT, THEY ALSO MADE THE KIDS PLAY
“PIN THE ECONOMIC PROBLEMS ON THE IMMIGRANTS.” ( LAUGHTER )
IN OTHER WALL NEWS, TRUMP’S REAL WALL MIGHT AS WELL BE MADE OF
PAPER, BECAUSE SMUGGLERS ARE SAWING THROUGH NEW SECTIONS
OF TRUMP’S BORDER WALL, USING A “POPULAR CORDLESS HOUSEHOLD TOOL
KNOWN AS A RECIPROCATING SAW THAT RETAILS AT HARDWARE STORES
FOR AS LITTLE AS $100.” ( LAUGHTER )
IT’S A PLAN PIONEERED BY MEXICO’S DEADLIEST CRIME
KINGPINS, “LOS HERMANOS PROPERTY.” ( LAUGHTER )
YES. WE WILL CUT THROUGH THE WALL! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: UH-HUH.>>Stephen: YES.>>Jon: YES.>>Stephen: WE WILL CUT
THROUGH EL TRUMP’S WALL, AND THEN IT WILL INCREASE — FLOW. ( LAUGHTER )
PERHAPS A KITCHEN ISLAND SOMEWHERE IN THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP OFFERED A SOLUTION FOR HOW TO FIX HIS
WALL.>>CUTTING IS ONE THING. BUT IT IS EASILY FIXED. ONE OF THE REASONS WE DID IT
THE WAY WE DID IT, IT’S VERY EASILY FIXED. YOU PUT THE CHUNK BACK IN.>>Stephen: YES. ( LAUGHTER )
YEAH. TAKING IT FROM DONALD TRUMP,
THAT’S HOW REAL CONSTRUCTION GUYS TO IT. “WE’RE MAKING THE WALL OUT OF
REINFORCED CHUNKS. THE MATERIAL IS A HIGH-TECH
COMPOSITE OF LUMPS AND THINGS, EXTRUDED WITH TACTICAL-GRADE
STUFF.” ( LAUGHTER )
IF YOU THINK IT’S OUTRAGEOUS THAT WE’VE SPENT $10 BILLION ON
SOMETHING YOU CAN BREACH WITH A TRIP TO LOWES, TRUMP WANTS
YOU TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE.>>WE HAVE A VERY POWERFUL WALL. BUT, NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL, YOU
CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING, IN ALL FAIRNESS.>>STEPHEN: HE’S GOING TO HAVE
TO UPDATE HIS CHANT. “BUILD THE WALL! THEN REPLACE THE CHUNK BECAUSE
IN ALL FAIRNESS, YOU CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING! NOTHING IS PERMANENT! EXISTENCE IS FLEETING! WE ARE BUT DUST!”
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TIM MCGRAW.

100 Replies to “Trump’s Border Wall Is Remarkably Easy To Penetrate”

  1. You can cut through anything. THEN DON'T BUILD IT! How about spending all that money on THINGS. THAT. WORK?

  2. From Hong Kong! Just in case the American people didn't know. The WALL that Donald Trump made the taxer pay for, is being built by the Israeli company that run by the Jewish government of the Jewish dictator Netanyahu. Your Main Stream Media wouldn't tell you that. I wonder what kind of stories they kept running just to keep your mind of off that?

  3. He said he will run the country like he runs his business, and he was never successful with business. Only this time, it's America that pays the price. Fuck that sub-human.

  4. What a moron piece of lying shit. $10B and what he built is a fucking door you can saw through with $100 worth of Home Depot tools.

  5. Oh look…..the Late Show is in a building made with walls. And they have security police with guns. And the walls keep people out. How can this be?…

  6. tacos out of mexican wall we live so fare south we might as we,ll live in mexico bla bla reciprocating saw 100 dollars a lows hardware cut through anything steel

  7. Trump, for once isn't lying. You really can cut through anything, and the equipment is portable! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_lance

  8. Poor Demented Stupid Trump ? He is on his way to Jail and just dont know it ,along with a bunch of his lap dog supporting lackeys

  9. We used to like you kold bear, now you have converted into a boringly pathetic socialist promoter. We gonna ship you to Venezuela one way.. To follow Jorge Ramos footsteps up to the gate leading to the firing squad… Just pray that Hannity saves your posterior too.!
    Your stance, Mr. Kold Bear is unbecoming a patriotic citizen of These United States. Keep it up.! Hope that you do not regret your repulsive performance mocking our president…
    Presently, all repulsive Demonic Rat Party operatives are being summoned to perish, en masse, as soon as they can, of natural terminal afflictions…

  10. "You put the chunk back in." El Trumpo Pendejo's border wall will be a great source of scrap metal for Mexico in the near future…

  11. Also, the Trump regime has not built any new section of the border wall. They’ve only replaced border wall that was old and was already going to be replaced.

  12. lol, now it doesn't matter if people can just cut through the wall because it's easily fixed by putting "chunk back in"?
    might as well make it out of air, it's way cheaper and that shit always fills all holes by itself, what a retard, only his supporters are dumber

  13. This president is as transparent as a hole in a border wall. Probably has a hole about that size in his head too.

  14. Lmfao… and with America’s last dollar the country is safe… but with Juan’s last dollar and a trip to Home Depot, welcome to America lol

  15. Trump has blown it again. He is a joke! I hope that more people will cut threw it and possibly bomb it to bring it down.

  16. An engineering firm would have lots of trouble for a poor design of a massive work, but he and his people are just above anything.

  17. having kids 'build' the wall is insidious and abusive. Kids don't understand the issues. Nazi's brainwashed children the same way.

  18. How do to Russian Obligartes find $ 500,000.00 for Rudy and $300,000.00 for Trump election I had know idea Interpreters were paid such wages. I LOVE CNN

  19. Don't think trump supporters even know how to spell the words reciprocating saw, here let's spell it for them R-E-C-I-P-R-O-C-A-T-I-N-G and S-A-W.

  20. Pence is smarter than people think, and has even more far right ideals than trump just listen 2 his radio show from a few years back.

  21. Lol é um muro de ameias que está em cima de movediças areias…Não existe máscara que consiga disfarçar o estado deprimente de Trump …Trump dirá …Espelho meu, espelho meu…haverá muro mais robusto e maior que o meu?
    Lamentável estes muros e outros invisíveis…que se estão a criar em todo o planeta!!

  22. you guys are truly comic geniuses! guess thats one good thing the Pres does, gives you so much to work with! Getting crazier and crazier, ya'll keep us laughing cuz its better than crying…tho I do thiink we need to get MAD and put a stop to this shit, its all BS and all so unbalanced and IF we dont stop, well, my dears, its bigh bigh and so long and the planet will recover and not miss humans on it at all. but that would be so sad, ya know, people are incredible animals, so much to offer, it would be so easy to live here, but somehow, we have and continue to just botch it all up, even tho we know better…I dont understand being greedy and blind but some people are. I juust heard that Hawaii is sueing Exxon!! Dammn right, shame on them, make them all go live in the places they have ruined … so crazy and they get away with it…aahow can we The Peoplle stop thiis? even votingis rigged, or can be, how coudl we tell? I have to stop, too many typos, shaking from thinking about this…good luck everybody, peace.

  23. Once Trump wins the 2020 election all Border Construction will come to an end because it's the world's most expensive publicity stunt

  24. These angry intolerant leftists in the media just don't give up being angry at Trump. Pathetic. I Love President Trump and so did the media before he became President

  25. I’m ashamed that this blob is actually our Pres. having children build a wall is disgusting but look at the source. Vote people against this sewer rat. Pond scum is a natural occurrence. I’ve lived long enough to know that what he is doing is totally against all our values. Vote him out.

  26. (2:18) Tax payers spending 10 Billion dollars on a useless republican political wall? that money could have saved cancer patients, Veterans medical costs and fund research for Parkinson and Alzheimer research

  27. See this is why the wall was never going to work, and why everyone who isn't insane or stupid said it wasn't going to work. Waste of taxpayer money. Hope everyone who thought it was a good idea is real happy.

  28. Trump, “The wall I am building will be so strong, so beautiful, it will be impenetrable”

    Pathological Liar doing his usual stuff, lying in your face

  29. Never lock your dore, because is posible someone might break it
    That is the what the Swamp Media acts with the american people…

  30. Trump is a genetic failure in every way, but every fucking time I see how ugly that "orange" thing is, I am always shocked anew

  31. Maybe he can hire the coal miners to stand at the wall to weld back the cut out chunks. Hey make work project. It confounds me how much money federal governments can happily waste.

  32. Isn't "They can cut through anything" exactly what his opponents were saying to him as a reason not to waste money building it? It's almost like he should have known it would be pointless.

  33. Look, no wall is impenetrable, just go back and look at all the prison escapes over the last 100 years. Given that, the wall will do most of its intended purpose, and that is to significantly reduce the flow of illegal aliens entering our country. Cheers.

  34. Who designs and builds a wall without first subjecting it to the Sawzall* test? Duh!

    *Sawzall noun Americanese for 'reciprocating saw,' but the mainstream doesn't advertise for free. Don't feel bad, though, since some of Milwaukee's manufacture is jobbed out overseas now — have several of their latter-day wares, parts of which are made, probably by woefully underpaid, non-union pseudoslaves elsewhere.

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